justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)



gastrogirl:

chocolate malt.

Anonymous asked:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(Source: gravityless)



carmidoll:

Pauline Darley


death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: everythingroyalty)





thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

(Source: foodless)



thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?